An interview with Fuzz.
So, I am here with Fuzz Wolfson-
Fuzz; hey.
And I am going to pose certain questions that he must try to answer.
Fuzz; should be fun.
Right lets get started then.
1)how tall are you?
Fuzz; erm....about 6'4-6'5...I think.
2)what is your shoe size?
Fuzz; well I don't tend to wear shoes but my slipper size is a 12.
3)where do you live?
Fuzz; I live in Poundbury, a small town outside the wolf capital.
4)are there many other species living in your town?
Fuzz; there are a few dogs and a couple of cats but it is mainly wolfs.
5)Who do you live with?
Fuzz; I live with Trent, well his real name is Trevor but he does not like it.
6)where do you work?
Fuzz; I work in a small office building that handles the towns media connections. I am in charge of local projects. Its a lot of fun.
7)Where does Trent work?
Fuzz; I don't think he does...he was on his 5 job of the month last week and now he just sits on his ass all day.
8)do you have to wear shoes and socks at work?
Fuzz; not really, most of the staff go bare pawed and I usually wear my slippers.
9)does anyone look at you in a funny way when you wear them to work?
Fuzz; only on the bus, and I don't really care.
10)what do you do in your free time?
Fuzz; well, Trent usually ties me up and tickles me on the weekends so I don't really have much of a chance...but I do like designing various games and pictures.
11)are you very ticklish?
Fuzz; oh god yes! On a scale of 1-10 I would be a 35!
12)what is your worst spot?
Fuzz; definitely my paws. Trent always goes for them!
13)do you like to get tickled?
Fuzz; of course. It is one of the feelings I live for.
14)you were recently pictured to have a new sword. Care to tell us about that?
Fuzz; er...well...I have recently found out about my brother being alive and I feel I need some precautions.
15)you were also recently seen being tickled by an alien dog named Lu. Any details?
Fuzz; yeah he and I are good friends who enjoy each others art. So I thought I would give him a good tickling! Then he was gracious enough to give me one back! Very honoured at that.
16)you have also been seen in a shiny suit of armour.
Fuzz; yeah, that is the Iron Fuzz. I small project I have been working on for a while.
17)you were seen to have an arc reactor for a heart as well. Is this functional?
Fuzz; not at all, just for show.
18)a short while ago you were tickled by a Trent controlled genie. What actually happened?
Fuzz; well, it was the 1st time that Trent had wanted to see me tickled, and he had enlisted a genie who tickled me for him.
19)why were you in the stocks?
Fuzz; merely for fun!
20)what happened about your tail?
Fuzz; well, I had gotten used to hiding it down the back of my left trouser leg. But I thought it was time to use it.
21)do you have any fetishes?
Fuzz; well, there is tickling for one. I suppose I do love my paws played with and touched as well.
22)have you any love interests?
Fuzz; not as such, but I do have my eye on someone...
23)who?
Fuzz; I cannot tell you that at this time!
24)how do you keep your paws in good condition?
Fuzz; I let Trent do a complete overhaul on them. He loves my paws as well!
25)what happened with you and the tickling machines?
Fuzz; well, I was designing some stocks to build for Trent, and I made a few modifications. So I decided to place a few well known characters in them!
26)who were they?
Fuzz; tails and sonic were the main ones. I also managed to trap link for a few. And star fox. In fact I think I have him trapped again!
27)have you tried to tickle Trent?
Fuzz; I have tried but he is only ticklish when It suits him! Typical.
Okay thank you for your time and I shall see you again!
Fuzz; oh cool, nice to see you and hope you got the info you wanted.















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